Even when you want to do it on your own, the entire village tries to get involved in raising your child. Including the idiots.
Tired of being asked how I became who I am, and why I raise my son the way I do, I started telling people I was a little “Mom-troversial”. A mom who is totally controversial. I am not afraid to go old fashioned and whip a butt when needed. I am not afraid to voice my opinion on the “breast feeding nazis” who came after me at the hospital, the “one upper moms” at the park, play groups and cliques, women’s rights, moms who do it right, moms who need a reality check, or any other topic.
As a career nanny, I thought I should have all the answers. Turns out I don’t know anything about raising myself. I say myself because my son is turning out to be a more sarcasm filled, piss, and vinegar version, of me.
I began to realize, he has the P&V because of me. I had to step back and figure out where the venom in me started to flow a bit. People online seemed to find my snark and attitude amusing. I started with a Facebook page. Now over 4,000 followers find me amusing. My work on there got me moving. The writing virus that has lain dormant in my veins suddenly woke up. A blogger is born.
If you are offended by strong language, twisted humor, or parents who parent the “old fashioned way”, please go find another blog to follow. If you do not have a desire to hear about the harsh or the happy that has made me who I am, you can move along too. Some things I post will be funny. Some will be serious. Some will be uplifting, and some will bring you to tears. And some will make NO sense as the thoughts in my head pour onto the page like apple juice flows down the chin of a toddler and his/her first try at a real cup. Thanks for stopping in. Grab a glass of apple juice, and a cookie and lets get down to it…
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